“I’m afraid of Xing’s big ego” – Ice Warriors

Friends, Templars, Countrymen,

Lend me your ears for what may be the last time.

Ave, Army Community…

Hate us or love us, the time has come for this to materialize.

Rally to the standard of hope, liberty, and freedom in this community, for this war, is its last hope.

We speak of a Great War to save this community from its eternal divisions precipitated by the Ice Warriors.

Countless times has the army community seen the IW’s great lengths they go to, to protect their own egos and their own “””supremacy.””” It is absolutely unfathomable that we’ve seen little to no pushback against the IW from any other army. ACP was expected to act as a counterbalance towards IW, but, this had never materialized as people had expected. Any formidable challenge to IW was last seen over a year ago. A year, in which, there were multiple twists and turns regarding IRL and the Army Community. Since then, we’ve seen division after division precipitated by two spectrums of the army community. Anti-IW and Pro-IW.

We speak of the latter half of the spectrum, Pro-IW. Over the course of the past year, Ice Warriors and their associates have been dividing the community and using their power base on CPAN for their own interests. I’m aware we’ve been banned from CPAN in the past for egregious actions that should not have been committed. Nonetheless, many people thought the actions taken by the administration and their staff were too extreme and there were cries for leniency. Others had suspected bias against us by the admins since SWAT (the army we were at war with at the time, was closely linked to the administration), was losing the war. at the time 12-3, losing their first AUSIA invasion. People advocated for a lenient punishment on us, but, seeing as how IW wanted to solidify their power base without any legitimate contender. to their throne, they banned us. To absolutely no avail.

Continuing on from here, we saw numerous times that Ice Warriors decided to be either manipulative or generally in fear of what might come next. We decided to declare war on them back in September in CPAHQ. In typical IW fashion, they decided to run away and claim that I, Xing, had a big ego and that our war post was not serious. Soon, people had started to mock IW for their cowardice and chance to beat up an army smaller than them at the time by tenfold. We obviously connected the dots and saw that they disliked CPAHQ because their ally, the Rebel Penguin Federation had seethed, malded and cred over losing March Madness to the Army of Club Penguin. Soon, Iceyfeet1234 was caught in the act by one of CPAHQ’s admins, Doctor Mine Turtle, of changing Ice Warriors’ Top Ten score in the favor that IW may get 1st place. When he was caught, Ice Warriors had effectively pulled out of CPAHQ as a whole and made CPAN as a response and a power grab amongst the community. This, my friends, is where the division began. Surely, they had gotten their way of recognition via opening their server map to the wider Army Community and had gotten their first war in the form of our war vs their ally, SWAT.

When the war was over and done with, CPAN was out of relevancy. Fast forward a few months, CPAHQ releases a map with a server draft. We eventually go to war with Water Vikings on that map (which we won in). “Coincidentally,” CPAN decides to unban us from their map on the same day of the very first battle of the war against Water Vikings. Many people took notice of this and saw the hilarity of it. CPAN saw a really active army giving attention to another league’s map and in the process, they decided to unban us in the hopes that they may get some of that activity as well. Eventually, we received servers from our brother ally, the People’s Imperial Confederation on the CPAN map.

So, I leave the army community with these final words…

Whether you have hated me, despised me, went against me, loved me, adored me, allied with me or have gone to war with me,

RAISE THE BLACK FLAG AND SHOW YOUR OPPOSITION!

With this, the Templar Empire, declares war upon the Ice Warriors with these following terms:

1. No allies
2. No allies on alt accounts
3. No dual enlists, no dual enlisting, and no one in IW and Templars who is enlisted in another army may participate in this war.
4. No server transfers, all land is locked.
5. No hacking, ddosing, doxxing or mulitlogging is allowed in this war.
6. Any proof of the above and below terms must be reviewed by a bi-partisan council of CPAN and CPAHQ admins.
7. No outside involvement is allowed in this war for either side.

below are some funny pictures I think you guys would enjoy:

screencapped this from IW’s response post about our war back in September


Now it is!



In Signotore,

Xing
Brownpen4
Racecar4
Echo
Sir Nick

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